We are down in Kevin’s office when I glance out the window and see the Fed-Ex guy lugging a very large computer box up the walk. The new server has arrived.*
I open the door and we make small talk while I sign. Then Kevin finishes putting his shoes on and come out onto the porch…
KEVIN: (overcome with tech lust) Oh baby, I’ve been waitin’ for youuu…
ME: ….
FEDEX GUY: …
ME: Uh, he’s talking to the machine.
FEDEX GUY: (with mock-chagrin) Well, damn!
Well played, Fed-Ex Guy. Well played.
*There was a large sale and something about business expenses and infrastructure upgrades and then a sound as if my credit card cried out and was suddenly silenced…
