Okay, okay, I admit it. I occasionally get choked up during "Total Eclipse of the Heart."

Yes. I did grow up in the Eighties. Despite the best efforts of several people of very refined musical taste, I am still occasionally base.

…I also have a hard time with "No Woman No Cry." If I have PMS and it comes on shuffle, I may have to pull the car over.

Your derision is expected, and similar shames, of course, may be aired at will.