…I got into the Spectrum Annual.
(No, I have no idea which pieces it was–my guess is that it’s probably the Steampunk Butterfly–and I won’t know until they send me the stuff, but my name is on the list on the website!)
Now I just have to own my own home and go to Bali, and I’ve covered my life goals. I may need to get some new goals….
ETA: Oh, crap–no, this is not an April Fool’s joke, that was the tapeworm thing. It’s actually on their website!