What the hell is that live rock stuff, anyhow?

Otter provides a brief and pithy analysis of why you get live rock and why just dumping a fish in a tank gets you a dead fish:

Kotonga, Destroyer of Earth

Yes, we were making fish jokes in the car. There is no real excuse for this.

"I am Kotonga, Smiter of Children! Stoner of the Elderly! Respect me, or I will shove a mantis shrimp so far up your ass…!"

"Help! It clicks when I poo!"

Look, if you’re into reef tanks, that’s comedy gold.

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