NPR reports that McCain just called Obama to concede.

Excuse me a moment.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOYAAAAAHHHHH!

I could wish that North Carolina would go blue–we’re awful close, but I don’t think we’ll quite tip–but it doesn’t matter.

I love you all, have I mentioned that? (I’m drunk, have I mentioned THAT?)

Yes, we did.
Yes, we did.
Yes, we did.

Goodnight, blog.