One of the cats dispatched a two inch long centipede in my absence.

This is impressive, given that killing a centipede generally requires serious hammering with a boot, or ideally, a rocket launcher.

I praised them both as Mighty Hunter and Accomplice.

And now I’m going to cling to the ceiling and gibber for awhile because THERE WAS A GIANT FREAKIN’ CENTIPEDE IN MY HOUSE DEAR GOD KILLKILLKILLBLAAAAARGGH!