Angus: I love you and want to be near you!
Ursula: I’m warning you, cat, I just ate an order of chili-cheese fries, and I can’t be responsible for the consequences.
Angus: I will purr madly and crawl in your lap!
Ursula: I am going to save you from yourself and not let you crawl in my lap just now.
Angus: I will leap down into the gap between you and the back of your chair and wedge myself against your back and purr furiously!
Ursula: Cat, I’m warning you, that’s really a no-go zone right now.
Angus: I love you!
Ursula: …um. Heh. Sorry ’bout that. Any survivors?
Angus: I will purr even more!
Ursula: How can you even BREATHE back there?
Angus: Oxygen deprivation only makes me love you more!
…sigh. He’s a snuggler, but he’s REALLY not bright….
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