Monthly Archives: January 2008

Okay. I have run into this tangentially a zillion times, now I gotta ask… What the heck is this BPAL thing? I mean, I don’t even WEAR perfume, but I admit, the copy for the Mr. Jacquel stuff–embalming spices! Who doesn’t want to smell like embalming spices!?–makes me twitch. But it seems like there’s more […]

So I’m taking a shower, and I have completed all of the standard grooming tasks, and try this new exfoliating goop that I picked up. In my on-going commitment to try and look good–after all, if you look good, you feel good, and sooner or later somebody’s bound to notice, right?–I started using various such […]

In the small hours of the night, I lay in that vague state between sleep and waking, surrounded by snuggling felines and far too many pillows. Angus was bedded down between my feet, and Ben was functioning as a large tabby butt-warmer.* The alarm clock threw blue shadows across the bed and the large copper […]

It’s snowing here. I canceled my plans to go see a movie–being of Minnesotan extraction, I can drive in anything short of glaze ice, but I fear the other drivers, who once shut down the entire city for fear of a single snowflake sighted somewhere over Cary–and planted myself on the couch. Snow falling outside, […]

Woke up this morning wondering vaguely why my hipbones felt dislocated.* I looked down and discovered that both cats were asleep between my legs. Angus had snuggled down between my knees and Ben was stretched out and partially draped over my right shin. As they are both rather large cats, in order to achieve domestic […]