So I’m perusing the Safe Haven for Cats cats-for-adoption lists, and there’s a few promising candidates. A couple of them are large male tabbies.

Obviously you judge a cat on personality, not coat, but the notion of having two giant male tabbies roaming the house is both a little disturbing, and kind of amusing. Like having a matched set of bodyguards. On the other hand, I’ll probably be the only one who can tell them apart…