Got another box from Amazon today. I opened it up to discover a very nice tripod hands-free flashlight and “The Art of Oral Sex.”

Naturally my brain immediately went to the likely combination of the two. “Frenulum…frenulum…supposed to be a damn frenulum around here somewhere…Sorry, dude, I need more light down here.” *rummage rummage* *unfold* *click* “AHA! Now we’re cookin’ with dynamite…”

My amusement in no way tempered my gratitude to the very nice fan who purchased them for me, however–the next time Ben gets loose, I will have a flashlight!

Whether I’ll have batteries is open to debate…