Monthly Archives: October 2007

In the unlikely event that the Olympics ever chooses to recognize Speed Flatpack Furniture Assembly as a sporting event, I would like to volunteer to represent my country in the timed Target Bookcase event. I have assembled six of the bloody things in the last couple of days, and I can now whip one together […]

Long day. Dead on feet. New apartment’s not bad. Scurfier than my last place–it’s an older building, so the cupboards are haphazard and ancient and the appliances mostly pre-date me. No patio railing, so I’ll have to do something inventive with shrubs and whiskey barrel planters if I want to define any psychological space outside. […]

If I have learned anything in life (and that is debatable) it is this: Always have a graphic novel proposal ready to go at a moment’s notice. Better yet, have three. No, there’s nothing decided, nothing I can talk about, and perhaps nothing will come of anything, but thank god I had those lying around…

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day… Tomorrow I get into my new apartment! AAAAAAAIIIGH! Not that I’m, like, counting the hours or anything. (Just a few more. Just a few more.) Deb’s been fabulous, but there’s something about living with a much older friend, in their spare […]