Overhead in the women’s dressing room: “Damn! This dress done make me look like I gave up on life!”
I got some pants. Apparently now I’m a size 12. Sweet jesus. My ego and my wallet are locked in epic battle–“YAY! I haven’t been this skinny since college!” vs. “Hey! Clothes don’t grow on trees! Get a job, you damn hippie!”
I’m chalking it up to overwork, since I’m not dieting. Stress makes the metabolism go ’round!
Perhaps I’m just losing brain weight…