Okay, I’m takin’ to this whole “Let’s try something deranged and new!” thing like a duck to magma, so–c’mon, hands where I can see ’em–who here has had a bikini wax?

On the scale of pain between, say, getting one’s underarms waxed and getting, oh, a large tattoo on the underside of one’s inner arm (these being pains I comprehend) what are we talking?