Man, with a title like that, I feel like I’m selling real estate. “And here we have a lovely underground bunker, six acres of concrete and water, in Early Industrial Chic. Perfect for studio, playroom, den. Contact your real estate golem today!”

However, it is, in fact, Ze Auction! (I take credit cards at Paypal, and looking’s always free…)

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200073329712