Calf length black velvet skirt — $29

Running out to get more ink and paper — $79

Expression on husband’s face as he checks out ass on way out the door — priceless.

Generally I assume people love me for my brain, but every now and then, a smidge of evidence to the contrary doesn’t go amiss…

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