Okay, once again–rough, unpolished, needs a lot of brutal handling to get up to snuff. Still, this is how it starts–at the moment–and if Nanowrimo isn’t about parading your literary shame in front of your long-suffering friends, what good is it?
Now I have to go deal with a male assassin that for some odd reason talks like my grandmother. (Come to think of it, Grandma would have been a kick-ass assassin. Everyone would let her into the house, and no jury on earth would ever convict her…)
There are a number of smells one expects to encounter in a dungeon. Fresh rosemary generally isn’t one of them.
Slate grimaced and blotted her nose on her sleeve. It wasn’t that the herbal scent wasn’t a vast improvement—the ancient stone keep had been meant to hold prisoners in, not let odors out, and the entire lower level stank of unwashed bodies, cheap candles, and despair.
The problem was that there was no earthly reason for the rosemary to be there. She knew already that there were no guards with a fondness for scented aftershaves, no potted herbs on the warder’s desk, and if she asked anyone else, they’d stare at her like she was crazy. The rosemary was all in her head.
It happened occasionally. Sometimes it meant “danger!” and sometimes it meant “here, look more closely, this is important!” As near as she could tell, the scent of rosemary flooded her nostrils, once a blue moon, when it was very important that she pay attention to…something or other.
Her grandmother had been a minor wonderworker. Slate figured it was probably inherited, and that she’d undoubtedly gotten the short end of the genetic stick.
Still, of all the magical odors one could be afflicted with, it could have been a lot worse. Goat. Skunk. Old cheese.
The rosemary hit her again, a direct blast, as if the crushed leaves were directly under her nostrils. Slate put a hand over her nose and wrinkled her eyes shut.
Fine, fine, you’ve got my attention…
“Sorry,” said the warder, “smells pretty rank down here. You get used to it. I hardly smell it myself.”
Slate nodded. It had been pretty thick before the rosemary choked her, although she’d smelled worse.
“Who’s left?” she asked, dropping her hand.
“Six murderers, three rapists and a child molester.”
“Lovely. All right, let’s see the murderers.”
The warder opened a door and went inside. She heard shouting, and muffled grumblings while he prodded the prisoners up to the bars. Slate tried to clear her head, got another whiff of rosemary, and pinched the bridge of her nose to steady herself.
Okay, okay, I know it’s important! I realize my life’s on the line here! Back off!
The phantom herb didn’t pay attention, but then, it never did. Slate turned in place, trying to get a better fix on it.
She was grateful that this sort of thing didn’t generally happen more than once or twice a year. It was always dreadfully annoying when it did, as if she were some kind of botanical bloodhound, following a scent that wasn’t really there.
It was hard to get a fix on any particular direction, without wandering around with her nose in the air. She’d learned not to do that. People tended to look at you funny.
She sighed. Maybe she’d be lucky, and it’d be one of the murderers. Then she could take him and get out of here, without any complications.
Beyond the current complications, which are already complicated enough, thank you.
“They’re ready, ma’am,” said the warder, leaning past the heavy wooden door.
Slate stepped over the threshold and into the hallway leading past the cells Someone put his hands through the bars, then jerked them back when the warder made a move in his direction. Another prisoner laughed at him.
The men behind the bars were a sorry lot. The prison was progressive as such things went—they changed the straw regularly and gave everyone meals and fresh water—but there wasn’t much anyone could do about the lice or the smell or the despair. Slate swept her eyes over the half-dozen men, frowning.
None of them were anything she’d want to take back to her partner. None of them looked very bright, and most of them had the dull, sullen look of men who had fallen into violence for lack of any other options.
There was one tall one near the end, who had shoulders like an ox. He didn’t look very bright, but at least he’d be good at hitting things.
At this point, that may be the best you can hope for. Who knew prison scum were so scummy?
The smart ones had talked or bought their way out, the truly dangerous ones had been hanged already—what was left were the dregs. She couldn’t see trusting any of these men, even on a suicide mission.
Women were rare enough down here that some of them watched her avidly, crowding against the bars, even as nondescript a little thing as she was. She tried hard to be nondescript, it was one of her great assets. Small, drab, dark brown hair, eyes of no particular color set in a face of no particular beauty—these were tools as useful in their way as grappling hooks and forger’s pens.
Still, even a nondescript woman was more than they usually saw down here. There were one or two catcalls and much grabbing of crotches, but no scent of rosemary.
The warder made as if to stop the men’s behavior, but something—probably Slate’s total indifference—dissuaded him. “Ma’am?”
“No,” she said. “None of these will do, I don’t think.” She sighed, glanced over the big one—I guess if there’s no one else, he’ll have to do—then grimaced again. “I suppose we’d better look at the rapists, god help us all.”
“Are you sure? It ain’t no job for a lady—“
She touched the courier pouch slung at her waist, with its papers. “I’m given my pick of the prisons, by the Dowager’s orders.”
And it’s only by her grace—and this mad notion of hers—that I’m not in a cell myself. I don’t think you know that. I don’t think you need to know that.
“I know, but…”
The warder, Slate suspected, was a decent man, and would obey orders without question, but his sensibilities were deeply offended by the notion of a woman coming in and possibly releasing a rapist. Slate wasn’t exactly keen on the idea herself. She didn’t mind traveling with murderers—she’d slit a throat or two in her time, and Brenner’s entire career was founded on other people’s corpses—but rapists were something else again, and did not make for comfortable traveling companions.
Then again, the gods knew, she and Brenner couldn’t undertake this mad venture entirely on their own.
She patted the warder absently on the shoulder. “I don’t much like it either, but orders are orders. Let’s see them.”
The warder sighed and went to go roust the rapists.
Perhaps fortunately, none of them smelt of rosemary either. Two were vague, hulking wet-lipped creatures, obviously half-witted, and the third was a ratty young man whose eyes moved over her body like insect feet. She met his gaze levelly, and he looked away immediately, then back at her, then at the warder.
Definitely not. This one was a mad dog—he wouldn’t fear her, and fear of Brenner’s knives wouldn’t hold him for long. They’d have to kill him within hours, and what good would that do anybody?
I don’t particularly mind if he kills me, but I’d as soon skip the preliminaries…
“No.” Slate left the cell block and went back out into the main room. The rosemary had to be coming from somewhere. One of the wardens? God, if you love me, not the child molester…no, he’s got to be a half-wit or mad, they’d hang him otherwise…
The rosemary flooded her nostrils again.
Slate glanced at the door. The warder was still inside, settling the prisoners, and couldn’t see her doing anything…odd.
She closed her eyes, tilted her head back, and sniffed.
By turning her head, and taking several blind steps, she got a brief sense of direction from the smell. The erratic nature of the odor didn’t help, and she was probably deluding herself, but it seemed stronger from one side of the room. She navigated that way, blindly, took a step, then another—definitely getting stronger—took a third step and banged her thigh on the warden’s corner desk.
“Bugger!” She glanced around, rubbing her leg, didn’t see the warden, and went back to sniffing. Ah—almost—no—there!
“Ma’am?” said the warden, behind her.
The elusive rosemary fled. Slate opened her eyes, and found her nose inches from another door.
“Who’s behind here?”
“Oh,” said the warden. “Oh—ma’am, you don’t want that one. He’s bad. I mean, they’re all bad, but he’s—you really don’t want that one.”
“Unfortunately, I think I might,” she said with a sigh. “Open the door, please.”
The warder gave her a long look, but the Dowager’s orders were stronger than his sense of propriety. He fumbled a key out of his key ring and opened the door.
The walkway was shorter than the one through the murderer’s row, the cells smaller. Most of them were empty. Slate stepped into the hall, feeling the flagstones cold and slippery underfoot.
She walked to the end, to the single occupied cell, and turned to look at the prisoner.
Rosemary hit her so strongly that she nearly choked, and had to throw her sleeve across her suddenly dripping nose. If it had smelled like crushed leaves before, now it was as if someone had poured purest rosemary extract directly into her nasal passages. She choked on a sneeze. Bad things happened in the back of her throat.
Fine. Fine. I get it.
The prisoner was a lean, dark-haired man, with a shaggy growth of beard. His age was indeterminate, but she wouldn’t put him over forty—probably less, the beard didn’t help, and he was far back in shadow. He was sitting with his back against the wall, watching her with unreadable eyes.
It was a very small cell, with no windows.
Slate tried to say “Excuse me—“ snuffled loudly, and sneezed twice.
An eyebrow went up, but he didn’t say anything.
I suppose “Bless you,” is a little much to ask, under the circumstances.
“Are you—damn—urrrggghhkk—“ Her tongue pressed itself to the roof of her mouth as rosemary stormed the castle of her sinuses.
There were no survivors. She sneezed violently, helplessly, until her eyelids ached, and put her hands over her face.
“I’d offer you a handkerchief, but I’m fresh out,” the prisoner said. He had a dry, abrasive voice. “I’m sorry if the smell offends you.”
“It’s not—“ she waved a hand, still scrubbing at her traitorous nose and watering eyes. “It’s—snorgggk—allergies. Sorry.”
The other eyebrow went up, whether at the fictional allergies or the apology. Slate wondered if it mattered which one. He didn’t say anything.
She got herself under control, with much sniffling, and put a hand on the bars. “What are you in for?”
The prisoner looked away, contemptuously.
“He killed eight priestesses and two guards,” said the warden behind her. She could hear the glower without turning around.
“In fairness,” said the prisoner, holding up a finger, “I was possessed at the time.”
“Possessed?” she repeated, barely registering the word. He looked intelligent enough, at least compared to the alternatives, and the odds of their success hinging on his ability to, say, do long division in his head seemed slim.
I’ve got that bit covered anyway.
There was muscle enough on his frame for her purposes, but there was a slight hunch to his shoulders that worried her.
She moved suddenly, experimentally, and he flinched. Only a fraction, barely noticeable, but she’d been watching for it.
He’s not broken, but he’s got something—shocky, maybe. Definitely damaged goods. Could just be from being locked in here for awhile, though. Hmm.
Still, I’m only asking him to die, not reintegrate with society, so maybe that won’t matter.
I suppose being possessed could be problematic.
Unless it helps.
The rosemary smacked her again. She had the brief, panicky sensation of her sinuses congealing like wet oatmeal and turned away from the cell, groping for a handkerchief that at this point provided only emotional support.
“Generally the gawkers actually know who they’re looking at,” the prisoner said acidly. “And if the temple is finally sending women to minister to me in my extremity, they might consider screening them better.”
(Hey, they say write what you know. I don’t know shit about dungeons, assassins, knights, or demonic possession, but I am a master of allergies.)
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