Goddamnit, I’ve run through like five variations, the memory of “Find/Replace” looks like an annotated encyclopedia of chivalry, and the only one I LIKE is “paladin.”

Mark Twain was right. Damn him.

I suppose, like with everything else, the only solution is to try to carry it off so that everyone comes along for the ride–or to write it like that and deal with it later. Regardless, worrying about it is chewing up too much writing time–I’m up to 18K (in like barely over two days!) and the story is going, so I have to just stop overthinking and hammer while the hammering’s good.

*turns undead at 4th level*