I have been mollified. S’all good, everybody’s cool, and internet drama is averted for another day.

Apropros of such discussions, did any of you write Watership Down fan fiction when you were, like, a young kid? A friend–who shall remain nameless to protect the innocent–did, I did, and I’m starting to wonder if this is a more widespread shame than I realized.

Bonus points if you ever wrote a Watership Down/Star Trek crossover. No, I won’t tell you how mine went. (Okay, fine, the spunky Vulcan heroine was turned into a rabbit by a freak transporter accident. I WAS SEVEN, PEOPLE!)(So glad I didn’t grow up on the internet…)