It’s Darwin’s birthday today!

You can either celebrate by stopping to think about the glorious diversity of species that populate our planet, and how much better we understand how cool they are thanks to Mr. Darwin–I particularly recommend racing pigeons or finches as objects of meditation–or you can take the more barbaric approach and go hasten somebody out of the gene pool. The management does not condone this latter approach, but if you’re going to do it anyway, the person who hit my car in a parking lot last December and didn’t leave a note strikes me as a fine candidate.

Not that we approve of that sort of thing, mind you.

Go finches!

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