James and I were driving off to K-Mart to get a Gamecube for the sister-in-law and her family, when we saw a church. A huge sign out front advertised “LIVE NATIVITY SCENE!”
U: “Hmm, a live nativity scene.”
J: “I wonder if they’re nude!”
U: …
U: “Why would they be nude?”
J: “Well, you know. Strip clubs advertise Live Girls, so I thought maybe a Live Nativity Scene…”
U: “You know, that’s an interesting question. It’s always “Live girls!” Does anybody have dead girls?”
J: “Probably not in this state.”
