Plenty of you have probably seen this before, but it was new to me. I…don’t know if this is work safe or not.

http://houseochicks.com/hoto.html

There is an order page. For $400, you, too, can own a…wonderous…vulva…puppet…

Some mornings, the internet is simply so weird and so apparently sincere that one can only take one’s coffee to the window, gaze out at the little birds, scions of dinosaurs, cavorting in the ancient avian rites of eternal spring, and think “Dude. What the fuck?”