The van has…evolved. The giant hole in the side eventually, in a twisted and mauled fashion, turned into the entire back two-thirds. The van is now a flatbed. There is metal around the cab yet, but the rest has been cut down to the floor and the wheel humps. The sheet of metal that used to be much of the vehicle is flung haphazardly across the lawn in a great wing of sharp-edged bits, like an offering to the Gods of Tetanus.

Huh.