Monthly Archives: January 2005

James has dubbed the rental car “The Landwhale.” It is large, unresponsive, with mushy pedals. It is not unlike driving a sofa controlled by stepping in bowls of oatmeal. Also, the spedometer/engine gage is reversed from what I’m used to. I foresee many occasions of glancing at my speed and going “TWO? Why am I […]

In honor of another circuit ’round the sun completed, James and I bought a toaster. (Look, we all celebrate in our own ways. I happen to have been craving toast recently.) We also cleaned the fridge, got a new suet cage to replace the one those bastard squirrels keep ripping down and dragging several yards […]