The following comment, left on DA on my pied anteater piece, certainly wins the simile award for the day:

Ah, god taht rocks.
That rocks as much as if like..SImon and Garfunkle did a folk Death Metal cd called like fucking…uh.. Nailbomb in a Nursery or soemthing!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Simon and Garfunkel have left the building…