Even with the childhood anecdote for context, James saying “Making your own entertainment does not bode well for the pants!” was pretty…something.

I’m guessing that in normal households, the cook does not while away the time waiting for water to boil by pretending to stab himself in the genitals with a fork, but then again, my exposure to normal households is practically nonexistant, so what do I know? Wouldn’t be nearly so fun, anyhow…

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