James: “Will you move this package of mousetraps? Maybe away from our food preparation area?”
Ursula: “What? They’re in the package. They’re sterile.”
James: “We have no way of knowing that.”
Ursula: “Look, just because a mouse will someday be in it, doesn’t mean that it is retroactively germy.”
James: “Well…yeah…but we still don’t put our lips on it…”
Ursula: “Mwwah!” (plants one on the newly opened package of mousetraps.)*
James: “…..I’m going to go dial 9-1-1 now…”
* Livetraps. I wouldn’t kiss anything with springs.
