Another late night conversation…
James: “You know, the millipedes don’t even bother me anymore.”
Me: “They bother me.”
James: “It’s not like they even bite.”
Me: “They can spray cyanide.”*
James: “So?”
Me: “So? So? I don’t see YOU spraying cyanide!”
James: “….well…no…”
Me: “All right, then.”
*This is true.