James: I would have said something, but I was afraid they’d go all Knights Templar on my ass.
Ursula: …you mean, sodomize you and then make you kiss an idol of Baphomet?
James: Exactly!
In other news, because I am just that sort of person:
http://yerf.com/vernursu/balloontotem.jpg
The other shamans laughed at Norgle’s Balloon Animal totem, but he’d show ’em! He’d show ’em all!
Except maybe the Porcupine Shaman.
(Now I kinda want to do a pinata totem…)