Note to Self: When missing significant other in the relatively late hours of the night, do not watch Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon even if it IS conveniently on cable and even if the swordfight in the armory scene is one of the coolest ever filmed and even if the Mongolian guy does have the most fantastic cheekbones on the face of the earth. Next time, just rent Iron Monkey.

*sniffle* I always get teary-eyed when I watch that movie. I tell people it’s my frustrated desire to bitch-slap some sense into the young chick, though.