Did you know that in order to be able to drink half their bodyweight, and still fly, vampire bats have to urinate continuously while feeding?
More importantly, did you want to know that?
That has no bearing on what I’ve been doing lately, but I had to share. That’d put a real damper on the whole vampire mystique…”Leesten to ze children of ze night. Vat beauteeful music zay make. Sheet! Exzuse me, ze blood, eet goez right through me…”