There is probably many annoyances on earth like discovering that last night you covered your rather large painting in Ultra Matte Gel, which is semi-opaque, rather than Matte Super-Heavy Gel, which is transparent, and that you now have a whole bunch of white boards where previously you had a vaguely abstract salmon. I cannot think […]
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Aaaand one last one…the scan on this is atrocious, and I do apologize–I think the thing you see best is the fingerprints on my scanner bed! It’s a weird shape, though, and hard to scan, and photography was getting grumpy at me. 8 x 11. I had the shrine shape for ages, I couldn’t think […]
Here’s a pair of the assemblage pieces I worked on a thousand years ago or so… Both are for sale–fishy is about 4 x 5, the mannequin is 5.5 x 6. Both have hangers and can hang as is, or could probably be mounted into a shadowbox-style frame.
A follow-up–only a year late!–to One Odd Ocelot. The sketch has been around nearly that long, but I was only seized by the urge to paint big-eyed primates recently. In addition to the tarsiers, there are tomatoes, tomatillos, textbooks (or tomes!) test tubes and toe rings. For three, it’d have to be Three Thylacine…somethings. Thespians. […]
A quick little piece. I started with lorises, moved to tarsiers…I think I was just in a mood for something with big eyeballs. Interesting Nature Fact: Each of the tarsier’s eyeballs is as big as its brain. Prints available, as always!
Can’t find where I put my camera. So the photo of the latest oversize work was taken with an iPhone, and the quality is about what you’d expect. Nevertheless! It’s done on a piece of board, and this time I mean “an actual honest to god BOARD,” woodgrain of which is visible through the body […]
So today I got a very nice e-mail from a librarian who has participated in the summer reading program, for which I did the big poster and art and whatnot. (Which, hey, I can post now!) In addition to the main poster, I did a bunch of little spot art that went into various T-shirts […]
Lord Stanley Feathergoiter, of the Cluckworth Feathergoiters, came back from India a changed rooster. Certainly he had made his fortune, and was now quite indolently rich, certainly the hens found his world-weary air to be irresistible, but he was also plagued by dreadful nightmares of the torments suffered at the claws of a cult of […]
Having been playing around with painting on book pages, Kevin offered me a stack of water-damaged Shonen Jump from the garage. He had about eight boxes, and I’ll probably end up using most of them as the bottom layer of a sheet-mulched garden bed* but they’re an entertaining surface to doodle on, even if I […]
I can go into any drugstore in the known world and buy condoms, athlete’s foot creme, Vagisil and tampons, and feel not a jot of shame. If they sold horse lube and bananas, I could buy those in concert and not worry that anyone was judging me (although I would certainly make note of such […]