Monthly Archives: July 2011

It’s Nuckalavee!

Nuckalavee loves going to the beach, running down travelers, and SPF 120 sunscreen! Nuckalavee doesn’t like fresh water. Nuckalavee is from Orkney, and wishes everybody would come visit him real soon! …well, I couldn’t stop with just the Krasue, after all. This one was rough—took like three runs at the sketch, and had to look […]

It’s Krasue!

Krasue loves long walks on the beach, the flesh of the living, giggles, boy bands, and tearing placentas from pregnant women who live near graveyards! Krasue hates thorn branchs and mean people! Krasue is from Thailand! Krasue would like to give you a big hug! …What, you never wake up in the morning and think […]

Toucorn

The bill of the toucorn has long baffled scientists. While it is known to have been selectively bred by indigenous peoples to achieve the size and succulence present today, genetic testing reveals that the toucorn’s wild predecessor, the teofinchte, has a beak only a few grains long, and no one can quite figure out how […]