We’re headed off to a baptism.
KEVIN: Fortunately, the Lutheran baptism is short and to the point…
URSULA: They dip you in cream of mushroom soup and sprinkle crumbled potato chips over you?
URSULA: Oh! No! It’s a jello mold and they sprinkle fruit chunks over you!
KEVIN: (rolls eyes)
I am told there will be food and beer afterwards, which beats the Catholic ritual, anyhow.