Otter provides a brief and pithy analysis of why you get live rock and why just dumping a fish in a tank gets you a dead fish:
Yes, we were making fish jokes in the car. There is no real excuse for this.
"I am Kotonga, Smiter of Children! Stoner of the Elderly! Respect me, or I will shove a mantis shrimp so far up your ass…!"
"Help! It clicks when I poo!"
Look, if you’re into reef tanks, that’s comedy gold.