Note to self, should I ever find myself in a galaxy far far away:

When the heroine is lugging around a double-bladed lightsaber, can choke people from across the room, and just fought through a bar full of cyanide gas while holding her breath–the phrase “I want to protect you” somehow doesn’t quite hold together in the pick-up line department.

Sadly, it’s still better dialog than anything in the second movie, which I am going to continue to pretend, like Highlander 2, was a hallucination induced by too many drugs and Pink Floyd and bears no resemblance to reality.