I had just finished levelling my druid to 54 when James appeared, wringing his hands and giggling.

“Hmmm?”

“It just hit me!”

“What?”

“If a bear–if bears–if–”

I waited. James gets a little incoherent when a really great idea has him.

“If a bear can ride a bicycle, why can’t he steal a car?!”

Once again, the circus has reduced James to a panic. I would like to say it’s the first time, but…well…y’know.