Slice of Life — TMI/Ornithology Division

Mildly disturbing scatological humor to follow. You’ve been warned…

James and I were standing outside, listening for owls.

J: “We should rig up the CD player out here, and play the owl calls! I bet we could get one to come out here and go nuts! And attack us!”

U: “You want an owl to attack us.”

J: “It’d be cool!”

U: “You do realize that a great horned owl is like a foot and a half tall, with claws.”

J: “Bah! I’ve crapped things a foot and a half tall with claws!”

U: “…”

U: “Yeah, but what was the wingspan?”

J: “Before or after its flight?”

At that point I decided to cut my losses and go inside…

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