God help me, I have GOT to stop listening to NPR when they run their shows on legalization of emergency contraceptives. My urge to strangle this sanctimonious religious jackass is kickin’ my acid reflux into high gear. I know I should turn the dial when they announce the topic, I KNOW I should pop in a CD of something soothing, and yet I don’t. I am obviously some kind of masochist.

Must…have…antacids…