We return from the wilds of Pennsylvania!

Over the Thanksgiving holiday, I painted part of a church, got a very nice haircut, ate rather a lot of pie, dyed my remaining hair blonde in a fit of experimentation, bought a rusted iron pig head, and was subjected to a diet so free of preservatives and artificial flavors that I am left with an uncontrollable urge to mainline Red Dye #4 until my body is restored to its normal equilibrium.

I also didn’t check my e-mail once, and don’t think I’m not dreading it.

More updates to follow, when I haven’t just driven for eight solid hours, through fog.