James: I would have said something, but I was afraid they’d go all Knights Templar on my ass.

Ursula: …you mean, sodomize you and then make you kiss an idol of Baphomet?

James: Exactly!

In other news, because I am just that sort of person:

http://yerf.com/vernursu/balloontotem.jpg

The other shamans laughed at Norgle’s Balloon Animal totem, but he’d show ’em! He’d show ’em all!

Except maybe the Porcupine Shaman.

(Now I kinda want to do a pinata totem…)

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